she was so not down for the gang bang
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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