too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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