Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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