p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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