My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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