where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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