We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I can't turn off my feet"
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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