office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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