I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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