Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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