She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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