I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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