It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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