Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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