I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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