I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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