Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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