You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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