is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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