i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It all started with a game of naked twister.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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