How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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