But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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