You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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