I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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