But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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