found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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