My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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