Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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