How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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