ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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