thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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