you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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