We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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