oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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