So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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