there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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