He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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