Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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