I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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