Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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