big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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