Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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