ugly people sure do ruin things
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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