I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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