doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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