she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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