Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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