dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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