If i come over, it means nothing
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
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why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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