Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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