I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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