ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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