if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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