If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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